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New Attraction

After months of planning and development, controversy and delay, caused in part by the annual wasp plague, today finally sees the opening of a new attraction at the Hampeth Millennium Garden, which has been specifically designed to encourage visitor participation and a sense of communal wellbeing. Norbert 1 King of Amble, who opened the attraction said "its muckle tant this like, shes ganna honk a bit after a few weeks but it ahl adds te tha fun eh!
Dame Thora Hedonism
Events
The Craster Pole Dance
Craster
The Craster Pole Dance
Barter Only
Contact: Tim Craster-Pole
Chatton Harbour Fete
Chatton
To be opened by
Norbert l King of Amble
In aid of the Chatton and Chillingham Lifeboat
£1
Contact: Ned Mallaburning
Annual Air Show
Rugley Airport
The Rugley Aviation Society
Annual Air Show
Featuring
The Broon Aras Aerobatics Team
and
The Doddington Zeppelin
£25
Contact: Air Vice Marshall S. "Biggles" Biggleswade
