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New Attraction

After months of planning and development, controversy and delay, caused in part by the annual wasp plague, today finally sees the opening of a new attraction at the Hampeth Millennium Garden, which has been specifically designed to encourage visitor participation and a sense of communal wellbeing. Norbert 1 King of Amble, who opened the attraction said "its muckle tant this like, shes ganna honk a bit after a few weeks but it ahl adds te tha fun eh!

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Events
Bobby Blar & the Blartones
Bobby Blar with his reknowned catalogue of local and international music, accompanied as ever, by his Gran (Mimsy) on the wind-pipe organ.
Tickets £1.50 on the door
Contact: Bobby
Open Day
Deancroft Early Warning Station
Hosted by General Fife VC
Admission Free
Contact: General Fife VC
The Craster Pole Dance
Craster
The Craster Pole Dance
Barter Only
Contact: Tim Craster-Pole