Events
The Craster Pole Dance
Craster
The Craster Pole Dance
Barter Only
Contact: Tim Craster-Pole
Bobby Blar & the Blartones
Bobby Blar with his reknowned catalogue of local and international music, accompanied as ever, by his Gran (Mimsy) on the wind-pipe organ.
Tickets £1.50 on the door
Contact: Bobby
Chatton Harbour Fete
Chatton
To be opened by
Norbert l King of Amble
In aid of the Chatton and Chillingham Lifeboat
£1
Contact: Ned Mallaburning
For Sale
Friday evening for sale
or will swop for Tuesday lunchtime.
£40
60607222
For Sale
A right bundle of laughs.
Previous owner works for District Council, hence only
£1.50
016665 8975-34951
Antique & Collectors
Budgie joke for sale:
going ‘chirp’, hence
£7.00
Call Amble 888 if interested.
For Sale
Chamber of Trade Joke Book
Special offer only
£9.99 (Battered Books)
016665 74993300
Professional Services
Shrew Strangling - private tuition
per hour or part thereof.
£5
Contact Mr.H. Dipp, Wooler 216.
Travel
One-way ticket to Boulmer (United Bus)
unwanted gift
Free
Tel:-016554 77
For Sale
Invisible Dominos
brand new boxed £7.50
£7.50
106665 8383939
For Sale
Chrono-copter
Early model
Able to travel backwards and forwards, but limited to one week max.
Can be viewed last Tues.
(No timewasters)
£350
Powburn 34
For Sale
Hairpiece for sale:
ginger, 6” x 5”, optional chinstrap included. Genuine reason for sale.
£2
34613465
For Sale
A brace of over hung pheasants.
Would suit maggot fisherman who is planning an outing in the next few days.
£3
Lesbury 444
For Sale
Stobsworths "Durable & Reliable"
1 pair Gentlemans Climbing Dentures.
Tungsten tipped. Guarantees 5 points of contact.One careful owner, unforeseen accident forces sale.
£25
Kyloe 525252
Lonely Hearts
Searching for that special someone
Unique individualist, one of a kind, unmatched in any aspect, seeks similar.
£1
E.G. Grind
Events
The Craster Pole Dance
Craster
The Craster Pole Dance
Barter Only
Contact: Tim Craster-Pole
Bobby Blar & the Blartones
Bobby Blar with his reknowned catalogue of local and international music, accompanied as ever, by his Gran (Mimsy) on the wind-pipe organ.
Tickets £1.50 on the door
Contact: Bobby
Chatton Harbour Fete
Chatton
To be opened by
Norbert l King of Amble
In aid of the Chatton and Chillingham Lifeboat
£1
Contact: Ned Mallaburning