Work has finally begun on the demolition of the now world famous A1 border crossing post near Felton. Brussels had insisted on the removal of all passport control at the controversial border in June last year, but Northumbrian fundamentalists immediately seized control of the building and prevented workman from gaining access to the site for over eight months. "Divunt say wi didunt wharn yus", said a spokesman for the protesters, "Afor yi naa whaats hapund, yuhl hev whatneeys reeedbaral and raybees ivreeweer"