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A sticky end

A man seen standing in the middle of a field near Howick for three days, was questioned and searched by local Police. He was found to be wearing underpants lined with a thick layer of Marmite and to be in possession of a claw- hammer, a six-inch nail and a block of wood.

Mamaduke Bimm
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