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A sticky end

A man seen standing in the middle of a field near Howick for three days, was questioned and searched by local Police. He was found to be wearing underpants lined with a thick layer of Marmite and to be in possession of a claw- hammer, a six-inch nail and a block of wood.

Mamaduke Bimm
Events
Chatton Harbour Fete
Chatton
To be opened by Norbert l King of Amble In aid of the Chatton and Chillingham Lifeboat
£1
Contact: Ned Mallaburning
Annual Air Show
Rugley Airport
The Rugley Aviation Society Annual Air Show Featuring The Broon Aras Aerobatics Team and The Doddington Zeppelin
£25
Contact: Air Vice Marshall S. "Biggles" Biggleswade
The Craster Pole Dance
Craster
The Craster Pole Dance
Barter Only
Contact: Tim Craster-Pole