Authorities in Amble believe that a group of the towns residents may be suffering from some sort of mass hallucination, after they claimed that the new town square was being frequented by a pack of wild animals, including a Bison and a Giraffe. A Police spokesman said they had received 38 separate complaints about animals uprooting plants and leaving droppings on the £600,000 square but on inspection they had found the complaints unfounded and the square in pristine condition “we are monitoring the square on CCTV and no animals have been seen, these people unfortunately, are simply barking mad”. One resident of George Street, a Mrs. Sputa who did not wish to be named, told The Glimmer “There has been a lot of Wildebeest and some Baboons who get very aggressive when you walk passed” she claims her husband was involved in a “dispute” with a large male Baboon that was hitting the memorial with a plank off wood, her husband had taken the plank from the Baboon and later that day their home was besieged by the animals who threatened to eat their pet Rabbit if the plank was not returned Another woman claimed the Police were watching Hyenas dancing in the square via the CCTV cameras but are unable to do anything about it because they are under staffed. "Her neighbour, Mrs. Hun added: "I like the little ones, with the chocolate fingers! " apparently she always does.