The Glimmer spoke to Professor Nightingale McRory, head of culture and stuff at the University of Charlton Mires, on the subject of bunting and bunting-related issues. “Not many fowk nah that bunting was actually invented by Dr. Winnepeg Bunting in 1876, to celebrate 100 years of something-or-other,” the Prof. shouted, “Unfortunately his early attempts included cheesewire hung at the neck -height of a man on horseback, so he later added the little flags while awaiting execution for multiple murder. The judge who sentenced him bought a hundred yards worth!” The Professor continued, “Today, bunting is commonly recognised as the ultimate solution for World Peace, on account of it’s small triangular pieces of cloth hung one after the other. Look at the Middle-East for instance there bunting is considered sacrilegious on account of it representing the Christian Holy Trinity, and they’ve been knacking each other for four- thousand years. I say shoot the lot of them.”