A world- famous production company has been on location in the area, filming scenes for a new multi-million dollar movie. Prude Lane Productions, who’s past works include “Honey, I’ve split the kipper”, the controversial “A last tangent in Powburn”, the Oscar winning “Fart from the madding crowd” the “cult” sci-fi classic “2001 - Known Shilbottle Oddities” and the epic “Noddy Wilcox and the Temple of Broon”, have been filming an adaptation of the Lucker Prize winning novel “Hairy Potter and the Missing Fish Cake”, at several secret locations over the last three weeks. Produced and directed by Prude Lane supremo Mervin Slange and staring top Northumbrian actor Throgus “Rocketman” Redhead, “Hairy Potter and the Missing Fish Cake” is a tale of one mans struggle against adversity in the constant quest of discovering that mans quest for constant adversity is a tale of ones struggle with discovering that the adverse quest is a struggle for one man constantly to adversely discover the tale of the quest of discovery.