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Stick saves life

Mr. Nimbus Ploat of Newton on the Moor, is alive today thanks to his pet stick Lester. Nimbus, who suddenly suffered a heart attack must have collapsed and dropped Lester who must have jumped on the phone, knocked off the receiver and dialed 999 with his pointed end to summon the paramedics. Mr. Ploats neighbour Mrs. Norra Hopeinhell said “Yi nah, yon stick disorvs a medal”

Mamaduke Bimm
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