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Cow Freed

A cow that was convicted of credit card fraud and sentenced to five years by Wooler Magistrates in 1999 was freed this week after the conviction was judged “unsafe” on appeal . The cows solicitor Mr. Donald Skitter said “ nobody had bothered to check the credit card in question, if they had they would have found that it belonged to my client and that the purchase of the violin in question was legitimate

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Chatton Harbour Fete
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