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Cow Freed

A cow that was convicted of credit card fraud and sentenced to five years by Wooler Magistrates in 1999 was freed this week after the conviction was judged “unsafe” on appeal . The cows solicitor Mr. Donald Skitter said “ nobody had bothered to check the credit card in question, if they had they would have found that it belonged to my client and that the purchase of the violin in question was legitimate

Dame Thora Hedonism
Events
Bobby Blar & the Blartones
Bobby Blar with his reknowned catalogue of local and international music, accompanied as ever, by his Gran (Mimsy) on the wind-pipe organ.
Tickets £1.50 on the door
Contact: Bobby
Annual Air Show
Rugley Airport
The Rugley Aviation Society Annual Air Show Featuring The Broon Aras Aerobatics Team and The Doddington Zeppelin
£25
Contact: Air Vice Marshall S. "Biggles" Biggleswade
Chatton Harbour Fete
Chatton
To be opened by Norbert l King of Amble In aid of the Chatton and Chillingham Lifeboat
£1
Contact: Ned Mallaburning