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UFO Repellent - Man Arrested
Local police arrested a Longhoughton man who was selling photos of his wife for £10 each claiming they would keep away double glazing salesmen, born again Christians and aliens from outer space if you place one in each window of your house. A police spokesman said “these photographs are clearly worth at least £35 and one on your front door would be more than enough”
Mamaduke Bimm
Events
Open Day
Deancroft Early Warning Station
Hosted by
General Fife VC
Admission Free
Contact: General Fife VC
Bobby Blar & the Blartones
Bobby Blar with his reknowned catalogue of local and international music, accompanied as ever, by his Gran (Mimsy) on the wind-pipe organ.
Tickets £1.50 on the door
Contact: Bobby
Chatton Harbour Fete
Chatton
To be opened by
Norbert l King of Amble
In aid of the Chatton and Chillingham Lifeboat
£1
Contact: Ned Mallaburning
