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Ode To Fair Week
Alnwick Fair, Alnwick Fair, Just what was I doing there? I had no grand costume to wear, I just went for a dare. Alnwick Fair, Alnwick Fair, Like dorty shitted underwear, No Savoir Faire nor Laissez Faire, Gets shitter year on year. Alnwick Fair, Alnwick Fair, Should ye be there take utmost care To find a pulse is muckle rare From the heart of Alnwick Fair.
T. Radish-O’Niall
Events
The Craster Pole Dance
Craster
The Craster Pole Dance
Barter Only
Contact: Tim Craster-Pole
Annual Air Show
Rugley Airport
The Rugley Aviation Society
Annual Air Show
Featuring
The Broon Aras Aerobatics Team
and
The Doddington Zeppelin
£25
Contact: Air Vice Marshall S. "Biggles" Biggleswade
Chatton Harbour Fete
Chatton
To be opened by
Norbert l King of Amble
In aid of the Chatton and Chillingham Lifeboat
£1
Contact: Ned Mallaburning