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Ode To Fair Week
Alnwick Fair, Alnwick Fair, Just what was I doing there? I had no grand costume to wear, I just went for a dare. Alnwick Fair, Alnwick Fair, Like dorty shitted underwear, No Savoir Faire nor Laissez Faire, Gets shitter year on year. Alnwick Fair, Alnwick Fair, Should ye be there take utmost care To find a pulse is muckle rare From the heart of Alnwick Fair.
T. Radish-O’Niall
Events
Open Day
Deancroft Early Warning Station
Hosted by
General Fife VC
Admission Free
Contact: General Fife VC
Bobby Blar & the Blartones
Bobby Blar with his reknowned catalogue of local and international music, accompanied as ever, by his Gran (Mimsy) on the wind-pipe organ.
Tickets £1.50 on the door
Contact: Bobby
The Craster Pole Dance
Craster
The Craster Pole Dance
Barter Only
Contact: Tim Craster-Pole