He looked a lot like Jackie Ping-Pong, Drove the Brysons van, TV hired from Redifusion, Lived on chips and spam, The only survivor, Of the “Dagmar Mason Gang” Picnic in Shilbottle, His breath smelt of Giraffe, Died in a care home, Choked on a Kipper bone. Picnic in Shilbottle.