There was an ahd Granny from Wooler, Where her life just got duller and duller, So she had a wee gamble, And went doon t' Amble, And in minutes found some bloke to pull 'er Bobby Charlton-Mires. A young fella was stricken with panic, As he choked on the bones of a Haddock, With his eyes turning red he asked 'Am I Dead?' And a gadgy said 'Na, this is Alnwick'. Bobby Charlton-Mires It will cost them millions of pounds, say “Its not ours, its the towns” and in thirty years time, we will hang up a sign. “No admission to Clowns” Percy Thrower There is an old woman in Craster, On the top of her head has a castor and nailed to her heels, a pair of pram wheels. as transport you’ll find nothing faster.