Wasted a lifetime in Craster today, well at least to me it seemed that way, six months in Embleton in only one night, like a nail through your scrotum, masochistic delight, any visit to Boulmer will last for a week, as pleasant as acid dripped on your arse cheek, an hour in Howick may feel like a year, but only the strangest of people go there, a minute in Warkworth, a month on death row, Alnmouth also is painfully slow, for the ultimate test if you think you are strong, head for the place where everything’s wrong, tired of life ? are you willing to gamble ? I dare you to stay for a weekend in Amble