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Satan's Corpse

Satan's Corpse? Scientist digs up the devil A leading Northumbrian Archaeologist who claimed the sinister, horned corpse he found in a ancient burial mound near Swinhoe was not entirely human and might be the body Satan used when he walked the earth 300 years ago, has admitted his theory is “flawed”. "If we accept the fact that Satan is a supernatural being, then we can say that Satan is fully capable of walking the earth as flesh and blood" said Archaeologist Dr. Desmond Morain who found the body. “Unfortunately we were not aware that the inhabitants of Swinhoe, past and present were horned and we were digging in the local cemetery”. Dr. Morain said he would be apologizing in person to Mrs. Olive Trivit for disturbing the grave of her mother who died in 1953

Mamaduke Bimm
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Bobby Blar & the Blartones
Bobby Blar with his reknowned catalogue of local and international music, accompanied as ever, by his Gran (Mimsy) on the wind-pipe organ.
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Chatton
To be opened by Norbert l King of Amble In aid of the Chatton and Chillingham Lifeboat
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Deancroft Early Warning Station
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